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Last Updated: 24.06.2025 10:48
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Then came..
Grooming gang victims' concerns weren't dismissed, Reeves says - BBC
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
share office space ...
What's the difference between “ce”, “ça”, and “cela”, and when do I use each (French)?
They put up a sign reading
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
No go.
Hysterias & Posteriors
So they tried
Everyone loved it.
Tom Girardi Sentenced to 7 Years in Prison on His 86th Birthday - Vulture
Still no good
Next, they tried...
Unacceptable again!
So, the docs changed it to read
No, not a chance
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Just Forget it!
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
No way
Minds and Behinds
Loons and Moons
Catatonics & High Colonics
Another attempt resulted in ...
Jason Sudeikis Pays Tribute To His Late Uncle George Wendt: “I Love Him Dearly” - Deadline
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Tim McGraw's daughter Gracie McGraw comes out as queer: 'Happy freaking Pride' - USA Today
Still no good.
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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Deportees are being held in a converted shipping container in Djibouti, ICE says - NPR
Thumbs down again.
Freaks and Cheeks
Nuts and Butts